hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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