How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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