Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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