He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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