You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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