somebody snuck up and got me drunk
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
I am spending my child support on dildos
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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