are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
