p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Randomize
