Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Randomize