Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
