you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Randomize
