I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
