Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i would one night stand the shit outta him
She's the barista slut.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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