No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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