We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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