if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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