just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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