i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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