We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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