Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Randomize
