Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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