Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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