the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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