How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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