And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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