What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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