I am puke
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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