I heard we made out
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I am spending my child support on dildos
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
