This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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