Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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