look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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