she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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