She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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