how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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