i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
this boner is exhausting
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
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