Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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