It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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