no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
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