no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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