quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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