Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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