Can i not drive my cunt home
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
he just fucked me for my cheese.
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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