Your tits are I can't wait for
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize
