Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
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