About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
You are a genius and a whore.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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