What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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