New invention idea: vibrating tampons
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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