i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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