He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
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