508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Is this like a preordered booty call?
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
