i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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