I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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