what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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